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MEET THE 11:59ERS!
NAME: Briar
AGE: 13
FAVOURITE FOOD: Super Mega Jalapeno Vegetarian Pizza.
FAVOURITE BAND: The Troglodytes!
GREATEST WISH: To know what it is to have a family.
HISTORY: Briar has never met her parents and spent her childhood in, The Saint Jerome Home For Wayward Children. That is, until one night a Witch came calling and stole Briar away to SOMBER, home of the Witch Queen, HARRIDAN. It was there that Briar's ability to negate DARK MAGIC manifested itself, allowing Briar to be rescued by GILBERT. Briar now lives in, THE SOVEREIGN TREE with the rest of the group and hates every minute of it (or at least she says she does).
NAME: Gilbert W. Festoon
AGE: Appears to be around 20, though grew up in THE DRIFT, where time moves differently.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Argonian Stench Fries (They are small, green, grow from the Argonian Stink Bush and, don't worry, they don't exist in our world).
GREATEST WISH: To belong.
HISTORY: Gilbert was rescued by Ms Crow from, THE DRIFT; an entirely empty dimension that exists between all places. Crow believes that Gilbert was born from that endless nothingness and that is where he got his great powers from.
But Gilbert has always suspected that there may be more to the story than what he has been told.
And, perhaps, the truth is far more fantastic than even he is prepared for.
NAME: Arthur Huxtable Braxton
AGE: 134 (though appears to be only 10)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Can't eat as he is time locked so thank YOU for asking such an ANNOYING question!
FAVOURITE SWEAR WORD: Too many to mention here and ALL of them would get you into terrible trouble with your mother.
GREATEST WISH: To be better than his father at EVERYTHING!
HISTORY: Arthur was the sole son and heir to the HUXTABLE BOOTS fortune. Unfortunately, he was stolen away by a Witch and never saw that come to pass. Dumped in the present day, Arthur found himself time locked, unable to be hurt or changed in anyway. Unfortunatetly though, Arthur had also aged mentally, meaning that within his ten year old body, resides the mind of a 134 year old!
NAME: Heimlich
AGE: 8 in human years, 56 in dog years and 134 ACTUAL years, thanks to a stupid Witch.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Can't eat as he is time locked but before that it was bones, bacon fat and stray rabbit droppings that he found in the back yard.
GREATEST WISH: To keep Arthur safe (and to eat a Tyrannosaurus Rex bone)
HISTORY: When the Witch came to take Arthur, it was Heimlich that protected him, causing the Witch to panic and cast a spell which left both Heimlich and his master stuck in the present day and time locked. Unable to be hurt (or eat) Heimlich fiercly protects Arthur, whilst also spening a great amount of his time napping, farting and being ugly.
NAME: Ms Crow
AGE: No one knows and everyone is too scared to ask.
FAVOURITE FOOD: She sustains herself on odd coloured, bad smelling soups of very little flavour.
GREATEST WISH: To find a spell powerful enough to make children mute and obedient.
HISTORY: Very little is known about, Ms Crow. It was she who brought, THE 11:59ERS together and it is she who is steward of THE SOVEREIGN TREE.
Possessed of a keen understanding and application of DARK MAGIC, Crow has committed her entire exisence to standing against the evil of HARRIDAN and her Witches.
Whether this is for the noblest of reasons, or whether there is some other purpose is unknown, for Ms Crow has forver been a woman of mysteries and secrets.
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